Pants!
That's How Much We'll Rock You.
Lyrics
The founding fathers rise from the dead to cheer us.
Successful businessmen who’ve hung up their degrees
All cry like children, “Who moved our cheese?”

Cus that’s how much we rock you.
Cus that’s how much we rock you.

Caterers combust just when we play an ‘E’ chord
Icelandic climbers are gonna topple down a deep fjord
And Jerry Bodrie’s claims his cell phones stuck on roaming.
But we all know he’s busy dressed in women’s clothing.

Cus that’s how much we rock you.
Cus that’s how much we rock you.

When surfers try so hard to ride the biggest waves
We command the ocean to make aquatic slaves
We beat up clowns and slaughter them like Vikings
Unless of course they buffoon to our liking
And then Tigers in the jungle die.

Cus that’s how much we rock you.
Cus that’s how much we rock you.

Come a little closer to the speaker
Come a little closer to the stage
Come a little closer to the speaker
Come a little closer to the stage

ROCK!!!!!!!!!

Oh, did we scare you?
Oh, did we scare you?
That’s how much we rock you I suppose
And we’re even holding back because we do not want to hurt you

Cus that’s how much we like you.

LIKE!!!!!!!!!

Cus that’s how much we like you.

Credits
Lyric Credits: Pants!
Music Credits: Pants!
Producer Credits: Thom Canova and Pants!
Performance Credits: Pants!
Description
Short Song Description:
A song that answers the question posed by the previous song.
Story Behind the Song:
We rock really hard.
Metadata
Song Length: 3:21
Primary Genre: Rock-General
Secondary Genre: Rock-Hard Rock
Tempo / Feel: Medium Fast (131 - 150)
Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
Mood 1: In High Spirits
Mood 2: Frenzied
Similar Artist 1: Kiss
Similar Artist 2: Van Halen
Language: English
Era: 2000 and later