Pants!
Rented from Hell
Lyrics
You can reach us our pager just dial 666
We’ll come right away across the river Styx
Or leave a message on our hell phone
We’re having trouble with reception down here

Met him at the crossroads to sell our souls
Just like that movie with Ralph Macchio
You bring the contract we’ll bring the blood
We’ll hang out all weekend Beelzebuds

Rented from Hell
Due back on Monday
Rented from Hell
There is a late fee

Sold our souls to Satan and we can’t pretend
Now he rents us out most every single weekend
If we‘ve learned just one thing from our time in hell
Make sure you read your contract very, very well.

Rented from Hell
Due back on Monday
Rented from Hell
There is a late fee

Read your contract closely
Read your contract closely
Read your contract closely
Read your contract closely
Credits
Lyric Credits: Baldwin/Pants!
Music Credits: Pants!
Producer Credits: Thom Canova and Pants!
Performance Credits: Pants!
Description
Short Song Description:
Satan will trick you!
Story Behind the Song:
We sold our souls to Satan and didn't read the fine print on the contract and now he rents us out on weekends. Sometimes we have to clean his gutters.
Metadata
Song Length: 3:35
Primary Genre: Rock-General
Secondary Genre: Rock-Hard Rock
Tempo / Feel: Medium Fast (131 - 150)